It's Jason!

2009-08-24T10:28:00.002-05:00

"I love snappin' p's. I'm releasing a book of nothing but Polaroids soon. No words, just the p's. It's like instant art. I don't wanna clutter it up with words, ya know? (Plus, I can't read.)"

2009-08-16T18:04:00.002-05:00

"I do impromptu shows sometimes in front of Books-A-Million. (I lip-synch that shit.)"

2009-08-15T14:03:00.003-05:00

"Yo, my peep-peeps! Sorry for the hiatus. Had some urinary issues. Yuck. But I'll try to stay up on the bloggination. Thanks for hangin'."

2009-08-03T20:02:00.002-05:00

"T-Shirt FAIL. Totally spelled my name wrong. Plus, I freakin' hate cake."

2009-08-01T23:22:00.002-05:00

"Photo shoot for the Marriott Rewards Monthly E-Zine. (I get hella free shiznit.)"

2009-07-29T09:20:00.001-05:00

"A friend of mine made this in Photoshop. It's freakin' dead on."

2009-07-28T07:45:00.000-05:00

"Me and Bill Cosby."

2009-07-27T21:38:00.001-05:00

"I like to mix it up with the 'togs while they're snappin' p's."

2009-07-27T21:34:00.002-05:00

"Got presented this poster for selling 25,000 units in the Netherlands. Awesome gesture. (I threw it away.)"

2009-07-18T08:09:00.000-05:00

"'Tits N' Tees' autograph session, Richmond, VA Hampton Inn, '07. (S to tha L to tha U to tha Tees!)"

2009-07-17T07:04:00.001-05:00

"I'm Yours video shoot. True story: Right after this shot, a crow shit in my mouth."

2009-07-16T11:54:00.002-05:00

"Mix 107.3 interview. Turned out they just wanted me to introduce the call letters."

2009-07-16T11:50:00.002-05:00

"This was for a song I'm working on called Messiah. (It's about my avocado farm. And bonin'.)"

2009-07-14T08:36:00.001-05:00

"Life. Ya know?"

2009-07-13T16:30:00.001-05:00

"I occasionally rock the lid as a black would."

2009-07-09T09:20:00.002-05:00

"Straight clownin'! (I woke up in a shower stall at the Y one morning. My philosophy? God gives us photo ops in mysterious ways. It's our challenge to recognize them.)"

2009-07-08T09:00:00.000-05:00

"I dig on nature."

2009-07-07T07:30:00.000-05:00

"You learn a lot about yourself when you're on the road. Just a man and his backpack, you know?"

2009-07-06T11:30:00.001-05:00

"I keep my nails long so the strum stays strong. It's a guitar player thang! (I have poor hygiene.)"

2009-07-06T08:13:00.003-05:00

"I won a prize for my photography. (I sponsored the contest.)"

2009-07-04T07:08:00.000-05:00

"Doing a Wiggles cover at Whole Foods 'Kids for a Green Planet' Earth Day Luau Vegan BBQ, '05. (The food tasted like crap.)"

2009-07-03T06:06:00.000-05:00

"At Best Buy."

2009-07-02T10:02:00.002-05:00

"A fan actually drew this for me. I was so touched I used it for the album. (He was a retard.)"

2009-07-02T09:53:00.002-05:00

"After this shot, the photog spit at me. My publicist was like, 'I told you things were different in Europe!' I was like, 'We're in Germany, Sheila. Get a map.' Whatevs."

2009-07-01T11:18:00.000-05:00

"TRL BreakOut Stars Week back in '04. This dude in the crowd was flashing me his rod! Carson Daly tells me: 'Welcome to Hollywood, J-to-the-M.' (We were in NY.)"

2009-07-01T07:13:00.000-05:00

"Headed to a friend's funeral in Ohio. (Hey, it's not everyday I gets to get my splurge on at Hugo BOSS!)"

2009-06-30T08:06:00.001-05:00

"This was in Kuala Lumpur. Everything smelled like pee."

2009-06-29T14:15:00.002-05:00

"Photoggin' is definitely one of my hobbies. I popped this one of yours truly outside Hobby Lobby. (I also farm avocados and write faux-Aryan children's books. They're a freakin' riot. ;)"

2009-06-27T09:01:00.001-05:00

"9-11."

2009-06-26T14:54:00.002-05:00

"Coming out of the Happy Feet premiere.

I didn't really get it."

2009-06-26T14:45:00.002-05:00

"When I took off my hat, she realized I wasn't Robert Pattinson. A big middle finger to Twilight..."

(psych! new moon's gonna be the shit!)

2009-06-26T14:35:00.002-05:00

"I've always been a little different. I dress different, act different, write different. My dick even has a weird curve to it. Make your own rules, ya know?"

2009-06-26T14:32:00.001-05:00

"I can get mad distracted by The Suite Life of Zack & Cody."

2009-06-26T13:09:00.003-05:00

"This was at a friend's wedding in Napa. I totally bribed his photog and held a private shoot during the ceremony. Parents were ticked! (Money ain't a thang!)"

2009-06-26T06:46:00.001-05:00

"King's Dominion Grand Post-Tornado Warning Re-Opening, '07. (Little known fact: I wasn't really playing here. Finger-synched that bitch.)"

2009-06-25T13:00:00.000-05:00

"Here comes the man in black! Peeps often tell me I look like Johnny Cash. (He's dead now.)"

2009-06-25T08:52:00.000-05:00

"Royal Oak, MI '06. Hit up the mall before the show. Severe disappointment. Like, they JUST NOW got an American Eagle. Weak."

2009-06-24T08:46:00.002-05:00

"That backdrop was my idea. I've always had a knack for interior design. I'm not a fag, though."

2009-06-23T07:00:00.000-05:00

"I pretend the mic's a cock sometimes."

2009-06-22T14:16:00.000-05:00

"True story: I finish 'Mr. Curiosity' and yell 'How the fu*k you doin', Hoboken?!' I was in Peoria. I played it off as a joke, but I seriously didn't know where I was. (Mescaline. Sheesh.)"

2009-06-22T07:44:00.002-05:00

"I like to wait for the mail."

2009-06-21T10:28:00.001-05:00

"This was staged."

2009-06-21T09:48:00.003-05:00

"Beach of Winneba, Ghana '04. When I beach it, I beach it right. The honey in the background? The only other white for miles! (I kept pushin' Heine's her way, but she wasn't buyin'. Probably had AIDS or somethin'. Yuck.)"

2009-06-20T06:24:00.002-05:00

"Nobel Peace Prize Concert, '08. In the middle of 'A Beautiful Mess' when I start to get a chub. No joke. Sneak attack."

2009-06-19T19:11:00.003-05:00

"My annual Earth Day card. (The flowers in the background are plastic, but the sport coat is made from 100% bee carcass.)"

2009-06-19T10:24:00.000-05:00

"I. Hate. Radio stations. But I drop by on the regs to keep up relationships. (This was two Xmas's ago. Put my own spin on Mama Got Run Over By a Reindeer. Was actually pretty dope.)"

2009-06-19T07:50:00.001-05:00

"I don't use product on the mop. Only berries. Or whatever's naturally secreted from my body."

2009-06-18T22:45:00.002-05:00

"I'm just a regular person, ya know? Gots ta wait in line like everybody else sometimes. (Doc's office in Birmingham, AL. Thought I had a penis cyst. False alarm.)"

2009-06-18T10:53:00.000-05:00

"This was from a print shoot for Gap. (They didn't use the pics because I refused to wear any of their clothes.)"

2009-06-18T07:24:00.001-05:00

"I find signin' autos for peeps to be hella therapeutic. If I can make one kid's day, I can feel less guilty about masturbating to them later."

2009-06-17T17:45:00.003-05:00

"Stevie Marts! One of my besties. (Took this myself backstage at SNL. Just approached him as a fan that night, and not as a fellow celeb. (He has bad facial recognition skills, but he's cool.)"

2009-06-17T17:39:00.001-05:00

"I have a lot of moles. Peeps get grossed, but whatevs. Moles are windows to souls. Stay natural."

2009-06-16T22:15:00.002-05:00

"In the creek that runs between the Big Lots and my childhood neighborhood. I get back to nature as much as possible. (I'm naked in this picture.)"

2009-06-14T08:02:00.002-05:00

"I dig sex."

2009-06-13T07:04:00.000-05:00

"Peeps always ask for my stylist's number. Totally don't use one. (TIP: Go into any Urban Outfitters and scope what the mannequins are rockin'. Nobody'll be the wiser. HOLLA!)"

2009-06-12T14:00:00.000-05:00

"Friend of mine gave me this hoodie. I luvs it. (Says 'Pretty Gay.' Dude's a riot.)"

2009-06-12T10:22:00.002-05:00

"In Germany."

2009-06-11T14:18:00.000-05:00

"Housing Works Bookstore Cafe, '05: Kicked it off with "The Remedy", then sang all Dave Matthews covers the rest of the set. Sometimes, peeps just gotta expect the unexpected!"

2009-06-11T09:19:00.001-05:00

"With the parents at the Happy Feet premiere. (B-T-Dub, I hate cartoons.)"

2009-06-11T07:43:00.004-05:00

"Yeah, I travel light. HA! Fo' realz, though, I own about 73 axes and a banjo signed by Steve Martin. I also have a vintage Fender that doubles as a lamp."

2009-06-10T08:32:00.002-05:00

"I think it's important to just escape sometimes, ya know? Just hit the road Kerouac style and be a nomad. (Brazil, Coke commercial shoot, '07.)"

2009-06-09T22:30:00.000-05:00

"I like to try new styles facially. When you can grow it, show it, right?"

2009-06-09T22:14:00.003-05:00

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"Publicists... whatta ya gonna do, right? Gotta play the game. Whatevs."

2009-06-09T22:04:00.002-05:00

"Who you got beef with? (Set the timer while I was waitin' on my bro in the Hollister dressing room.)"

2009-06-09T14:10:00.001-05:00

"The va-jay after Mr. A-Z is done. Ha! I'm just clownin' ladies! (But seriously. I'm thick.)"

2009-06-07T22:46:00.002-05:00

"I dig comedy."

2009-06-06T12:54:00.005-05:00

"These were taken by a fan sitting front row at a show I played at Six Flags Hurricane Harbor. (My security confiscates every camera, but I get first dibs at whatevs is on 'em.)"

2009-06-04T09:50:00.003-05:00

"At my friend's farm in Bosnia."

2009-06-03T15:15:00.003-05:00

"Me and the A-Z Posse get bored on tour. Sometimes we order a stripper first thing in the morning and leave all the lights on and make her dance to no music. Freakin' hilarious. You can hear every queef! (I counted 3 during this one.)"

2009-06-01T10:59:00.004-05:00

"Sup, Dump Face?! HA! I lose myself in a lot of my songs. If you're an artist of any kind, you can relate. It's what makes us who we are. (BT-Dubs, that guitar strap was handmade by a slave girl in Thailand. No shizzle.)"

2009-06-01T10:57:00.000-05:00

"At Disneyland."

2009-05-31T20:01:00.001-05:00

"Spirituality is important to me. Allah is defs my homeboy. I pray for a bigger dick a lot."

2009-05-29T13:40:00.002-05:00

"Grammy rehearsals. I like to walk the venue beforehand, get a feel for the acoustics in the place. Plus, I like to get an idea of how many ethnics will be up in the nosebleeds so I can alert security. (They heckle.)"

2009-05-22T12:11:00.001-05:00

"Without my fans, I’m nothing. So I definitely take time out. This Filipino boy wanted some change and I was like, 'Nah little man, you gettin’ a palm-graph, for REALZ!'"

2009-05-20T16:21:00.003-05:00

"This was actually taken right before my interview with the International Adoption peeps. Held it at my vineyard to relax the process. (Still waiting. Fingers crossed.)"

2009-05-20T16:15:00.004-05:00

"I'm not against rockin' the scarf. But truth be known, I got stung in the Adam's apple by a wasp that morning and a pustule formed. Had to keep it unda wraps, ya heard?!"

2009-05-20T16:11:00.002-05:00

"Burns Middle School. Squeezed in some shots after an abstinence talk. To my young fans: Keep it in your pants, prolong the romance."

2009-05-19T16:41:00.004-05:00

"Sloopidy boop booooo doopidoo doo! I've been known to break into some straight freestyle b-boppin' on the fly during an interview! (I actually didn't in this one. But I have before.)"

2009-05-19T13:51:00.001-05:00

"Port Aransas, TX. I still like to get away sometimes. The P-A is a great spot to scope out preggo teen tail."

2009-05-18T11:48:00.002-05:00

"Comedy is my original calling. Modeling is a pretty nutso way to express myself, so I take advantage when I can."

2009-05-14T11:53:00.002-05:00

"Foxwoods, '06. A fan told me I was channelling Paul McCartney that night. It was because of how old and weird my face looks, but... still a compliment. My fans are the best."

2009-05-14T11:47:00.005-05:00

"Outside Big Lots on a lazy Sunday. I'm a role model for the young'n's, but what can I say? I hit the occasional fag. (That's brit speak for a smoke. Not talkin' about homos.)"

2009-05-12T17:36:00.003-05:00

"Whose got four fingers, a red scrunchie, and likes to make a difference? This mothertrucker! Me at Greenfest two years ago. Fans ask if I smoke the herb. I’ll never tell ; )"

(I don’t – allergies)

2009-05-12T13:49:00.004-05:00

"Sort of a funny story: I have the same condition that Tom Cruise had where a front tooth becomes too centered. Except I didn't fix mine. PEACE!"

2009-05-12T13:34:00.004-05:00

"Wore this hat when I played SNL. That show was a trip. Steve Martin hosted. He kept giving me his lunch order. Dude's hilarious. Yo Samberg...when you gonna hit my cell!?"

2009-05-11T14:10:00.002-05:00

"I SAT ON A TACK!!! Nah, just clownin'. Sound check at Copley Symphony Hall. Had to cancel the night's second performance due to a lack of ticket sales."

2009-05-11T14:05:00.003-05:00

"Orlando House of Blues. Apparently this girl thought my button read 'I heart Handy J's.' Total let down. She was, like, 40."

2009-05-11T09:27:00.002-05:00

"Manisetango Leaf tea. SWEAR by it. Keeps the v-chords in check. Next best thing to drinking pee."

2009-05-10T16:15:00.002-05:00

"At my vineyard. (I hate wine.)"

2009-05-08T07:14:00.004-05:00

"The downside of touring? The extra L-B's! I go toe-2-toe with a box of Pop Tarts daily on the bus. (After a show in Peoria, IL. Wrecked some tail.)"

2009-05-07T12:23:00.003-05:00

"Miami - last year. Just soaking in the world. People watching, ya know? I wonder if they see what's behind it all? This blue floating marble can be very spiritual if you let it. It's not that I try to overanalyze. Just built that way. P to the s - doing a reflection shot with an iPhone? Tricky."

2009-05-07T12:17:00.003-05:00

"Parkpop 2008. I'm in the middle of 'The Remedy' when I look down, and BOOM...three black guys are singing along. Like, they know the lyrics and everything. Black guys..."

2009-05-07T10:48:00.003-05:00

"Confession: I used to scrap on the regular. But that's really not me anymore. To my young fans, you gotta remember that the mind is mightier than the fist in a squabs. I also used to sh*t the bed."

2009-05-07T10:42:00.005-05:00

"Sup, Scruffapotamous?! AMA's. TOTALLY left the pork pie in the limo on the way over, so the mop was exposed. Not cool. Had to send a PA to Target on the fly."

2009-05-06T15:44:00.002-05:00

"Don't you knock?? Jus playin'. This was from a photo shoot for NYLON. What a tool! HA! (On the real, though, I was half hard the whole time.)"

2009-05-06T13:46:00.002-05:00

"Here's a little song I call 'My Nipples Are the One Thing I'd Change.' Jk. But, seriously, I have some self-esteem issues."

2009-05-06T13:36:00.003-05:00

"Loungin' in the Green Room: Grammy pre-party. 'Yo, Kanye! How 'bouts a collabo, kid??' HA! He wouldn't talk to me."

2009-05-06T12:29:00.006-05:00

"Thanks for checkin' out my fotografas, peeps! I'm divin' head first into a new project, so I'm goin' off the grid. Which reminds me: Stay clean. Go green. Our planet rocks. Give it some TLC. PEACE!"

2009-05-05T16:14:00.003-05:00

"OUCH! Somebody call an ambulance! HA! Me on the set of my new show with LL Cool J. Super guy. Awesome rapper. Doesn't really talk black in person, though. Weird."

2009-05-05T16:03:00.002-05:00

"Scent of a Woman Day 23. Me enduring another Pacino 'acting lesson.' Pbstt. PSYCH! Seriously, though, he was awesome. Kinda lives in the past, but a cool guy."