"I love snappin' p's. I'm releasing a book of nothing but Polaroids soon. No words, just the p's. It's like instant art. I don't wanna clutter it up with words, ya know? (Plus, I can't read.)"

"I do impromptu shows sometimes in front of Books-A-Million. (I lip-synch that shit.)"

"Yo, my peep-peeps! Sorry for the hiatus. Had some urinary issues. Yuck. But I'll try to stay up on the bloggination. Thanks for hangin'."

"T-Shirt FAIL. Totally spelled my name wrong. Plus, I freakin' hate cake."

"Photo shoot for the Marriott Rewards Monthly E-Zine. (I get hella free shiznit.)"

"A friend of mine made this in Photoshop. It's freakin' dead on."

"Me and Bill Cosby."

"I like to mix it up with the 'togs while they're snappin' p's."

"Got presented this poster for selling 25,000 units in the Netherlands. Awesome gesture. (I threw it away.)"

"'Tits N' Tees' autograph session, Richmond, VA Hampton Inn, '07. (S to tha L to tha U to tha Tees!)"

"I'm Yours video shoot. True story: Right after this shot, a crow shit in my mouth."

"Mix 107.3 interview. Turned out they just wanted me to introduce the call letters."

"This was for a song I'm working on called Messiah. (It's about my avocado farm. And bonin'.)"

"Life. Ya know?"

"I occasionally rock the lid as a black would."

"Straight clownin'! (I woke up in a shower stall at the Y one morning. My philosophy? God gives us photo ops in mysterious ways. It's our challenge to recognize them.)"

"I dig on nature."

"You learn a lot about yourself when you're on the road. Just a man and his backpack, you know?"

"I keep my nails long so the strum stays strong. It's a guitar player thang! (I have poor hygiene.)"

"I won a prize for my photography. (I sponsored the contest.)"